I’m writing a book,

about what I’m not too sure

Have patience, Robyn.


He’s such a good man,

The Cheerleader I Live With

I’ll cook him waffles!


Beautiful, yet cold

is this about weather or

Naomi Campbell?


I would not eat crow

even if I were starving

they eat roadkill, dude.


This blog post sucks nards

Haiku and I are not friends

I need a stiff drink.