Because I love you, and because I know that you feel like adding a sexually confusing, yet embarrassingly enticing moment to your day, I am going to recommend that you take a few moments and view this particular short. I assure you, the burning sensation will only last for a few minutes. The scarring, however, may be life-long.



Actually, you know what? I’m not going to blog today. I’m just going to let you waste the bulk of your day with Dumbdumb.

You’re welcome.