You know how I was talking about wanting the world to focus more on cool and innovative people, like Sir Richard Branson?

I think I may have found just the guy we’ve all been waiting for…

Ladies and gentlemen, meet THIS GUY.

Thank you, This Guy, for making the world a better place by randomly smoking strangers in the head with pillows, and then giving one of said pillows to said stranger, to engage him in an epic battle of pillow beating vs. pillow beating. If it weren’t for people like you, This Guy, then the world would be a far more boring place, where we’d all be stuck drinking Brawndo, and watching Michelle Bachmann and Jesus introduce the next clip from “Ow! My Balls!”.

This Guy… we love you.

Keep it up, This Guy. The world depends on you.

No pressure.

Thank you.