So, there’s this guy, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, who needs our help. You see, although George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina knows the ins and outs of misogyny, ignorance and anger, poor George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina doesn’t quite understand how the internet works.

Our friend George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina somehow thinks that Twitter is private, and oops! He just found out how wrong he is. Poor ol’ George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina said some awfully nasty things to one Miss Sandra Fluke on the not-so-private Twitter, then, a (very popular) blogger took a couple screen caps of the “conversation” between Sandra Fluke and George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, and decided to let everyone know just what kind of guy George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina really is.

Can you guess what happened next? Yep, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina got all snitty about the fact that someone took what George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina said and pointed out just how douchey it is. And on top of that, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina was really kind of miffed about the fact that the uber-douchey conversation and subsequent blog post about it sat atop Google search results for his name. Yipes! Poor George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina!

Gosh. The thing that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina also doesn’t quite seem to grasp, is that Google results are kind of, you know, based on the frequency that a particular topic, and/or person is mentioned on the internet. (Guess ol’ George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina doesn’t know about Rick Santorum).

So, unfortunately for George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, the more times that people type, say for example, “George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina” into their search engines, or seek out more knowledge about George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, the higher on Google’s results page George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will sit.

What a shame if George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina’s name and subsequent douchebaggery was first (and second, third, fourth, fifth…) on Google’s search page when say, someone like a future employer were to type in “George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina”. I think that what they would find out about George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina may just make them a bit upset.

So anyway, I just wanted to blog about George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina for a couple of reasons… 1) Don’t be a dick on the internet, because the internet is forever, and 2) George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina really needs to understand that.

Happy Tuesday!

xo

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