The Cheerleader I Live With: *standing, staring out window* I want minions.

Me: Oookaayy…why do you want minions?

TCILW: So that I can stand at a window and survey my minions.

Me: Ummm… and what would your minions be doing?

TCILW: Serving me.

Me: …I think you need to eat something.

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