So I thought to myself, “The Cheerleader I Live With and I are going to have, like, the coolest wedding, EVER”, and with that, I have rented a bouncy castle!

“Done and done!”, says I, “this is the item that will ensure that we will have, like, the coolest wedding, EVER! There is absolutely nothing… that… will… SONOFABITCH!

Bouncy castle: Trumped.

*humpf*

xo

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